withoutregard replied to your post: Rodrigo: You would be a soldier.
can you imagine if tate and cesare met. it would be like “…” “….” “…..” and then tate would say “i like your pants.” and again “………..”
I LIKE YOUR PANTS OMG
Cesare would just be like
Pull yourself together, man.
They’d meet at Psychopaths Anonymous.
promo for next ep
so basically
juan is like
BITCHES I’M HOME
oh and btw new pet!!!
Posted 2 weeks ago
i love how cesare was essentially like “omg can’t wait to make an ominous reference to burning hee hee hee”
Posted 2 weeks ago, with 1 note
The Borgias—Horrible Histories
Today - between trying not to hit my boss with a heavy folder - I started to imagine Cesare as some kind of Evil Queen with a mirror which he asks every morning “looking glass upon the wall, who is the prettiest of us all?”
And if he’s not satisfied with the answer, he sends Micheletto out to kill the one who’s prettier than him.
In an apple costume.I should stop going to work obviously.
hlkcnlknbkjdiufik s
thoughts on the borgias. spoilers, obv.
I almost felt like Micheletto was getting sexual pleasure from killing that guy, but I… didn’t want to think about that.
Omg Cesare and his groupies. I loved how when he was trying to get them amped up and they started talking about their ~problems, he was like, “NEVER MIND WE ARE SMOKE IN THE DARKNESS~~~”
i don’t know, it looked more like he was upset, but i could be wrong! i haven’t been able to rewatch the scene. but really, that part went on for so long it had to be deliberate/for a reason?
cesare borgia has no time for your ~personal problems~
